“Well you see, we were at this party, and I made a friend named Bonard, he’s a skeleton, and I was asking him about orange clouds, and then other things happened, and then suddenly Grimm was there drinking all the bottles, and so I asked him, ‘Do you think a goat could eat through the entire world if it had enough time?’ And then he was like, ‘let’s find out!’ And then he snapped his fingers and a goat appeared! He told it to start eating the world, but then Selena was like, ‘No! We don’t need any world eating goats!’ And made him get rid of it….”
Saige thinks for a moment before continuing.
“And then I asked if he wanted to play truth or dare! And I dared him to dance with Selena, except apparently I wasn’t specific enough because they just started fighting. And then I told him he had to ask me truth or dare, and of course I picked dare, so then he dared me to ‘See the world through his eyes’ for the rest of the night. Things got pretty weird after that, I was feeling kind of funny and I went to try and steal some gravestones, and then I woke up in the tavern, and I think I poisoned myself? I don’t know, it was really weird, it’s kind of fuzzy. It was fun though. I woke up the next day and things were not weird anymore. And then Selena told me that I made a friend, and then she said that he adopted the fairies as his kids because they’re chaos and he likes chaos.”
Saige takes a deep breath, leaning back on the couch and looking up to the ceiling.
“So yeah, the fairies are with him! I cannot imagine adopting a hundred kids, just the thirteen of us drive my parents crazy, and there’s only one Grimm!”
